Japanese to Chinese translation by 枫铃. Chinese to English translation by me.
The last track of Takaya Baito Jigoku Meguri Hen, the cracktastic set of audio dramas about Takaya's part-time jobs.
Download the entire album here.
Takaya: Damn it, this isn't funny anymore. I've had enough of Naoe showing up wherever I work. (sighs) I was really naive to think that earning money would be easy. Guess the only way is to be practical and work hard for it.
[Fast Food Restaurant]
Shop assistant: Welcome, Welcome!
Takaya: Welcome... What would you like to have...
Kid A: 3 hamburgers and 3 milkshakes.
Takaya: That's 3 hamburgers and 3 milkshakes right?
Kid A: What the heck, what's up with the unenthusiastic attitude?
Takaya: Huh?
Kid B: You have to be energetic when working at a fast food outlet!
Kid C: You have no courtesy...
Kid B: Not to mention that foul look in your eyes...
Takaya: What did you say? You little...
Kid A: This guy's scary...
Kid B: Help...
Kid C: Tenchou1...
Takaya: Ahh! 3 hamburgers and 3 milkshakes. Got it!
Kid A: That's it.
Kid B: Good for you for understanding.
Kid C: Get going.
Takaya: Ch!
Kid B: Still... didn't you forget to say something?
Takaya: Huh? ...Oh that! Would you like some fries as well?
Kid B: (condescendingly) Nah, don't want that.
Kid C: Is McDonald's the only thing you know how to say...
Kid A: What an idiot...
Takaya: Grr~~~
Kid C: Hey hey, you're making a face, you're making a face!
Kid B: Remember to smile.
Kid A: It's free after all.
Takaya: (forced smile) Hahaha! Thank you for waiting... Hahaha! 3 hamburgers and 3 milkshakes... Hahaha!
Kid B: What the heck is this...
Takaya: A smile, of course, a smile!
Kid C: This guy is really scary...
Kid A: Alright, hurry up with the bill already.
Kid B: Oh brother!
Takaya: 3 hamburgers and 3 milkshakes. That would be 32,095 yen altogether.
Kid B: What?!
Kid C: Is this some kind of bandits' inn?
Takaya: That's strange... Oh, it's 58,300 yen altogether!
Kid A: Tenchou!!
Tenchou: Ah, what do you think you're doing, Ougi!!
Takaya: Ahh, there seems to be a problem with the cash register...
Kid A: You're the one with problems!
Tenchou: I'm really sorry, I'll correct this right away.
Kid B: Oh, so you're Ougi...
Kid C: Wear your name tag properly next time.
Kid A: That's the rule.
Takaya: Grr..
Tenchou: That would be 882 yen altogether, thank you for your patronage!
Kid B: Tenchou, this guy here is no good!
Kid A: Please educate him a little.
Tenchou: I'm really sorry, he's still new around here. Alright, Ougi come here and apologize.
Takaya: (Very unwillingly) Sorry...
Kid B: Ah, it's okay.
Kid C: Pay attention next time, goodbye, and work hard... Ou~Gi~
Tenchou: Thank you for your kind comments... Seriously, please work on it, Ougi.
Takaya: (sighs)
Ujiteru: Poor Saburou... Why is he putting up with such miserable treatment in this place?
Fuuma: Ujiteru-dono, you have been standing by that glass window covertly, spying on the interior, whatever is the matter? Furthermore, your expression conveys fear...
Ujiteru: Is this all that the Uesugi has to offer Saburou? Unforgivable! Saburou... Even if I have to put my life on the line, I must save you from the sea of misery! (waves hand) Make yourself present, Fuuma!
Fuuma: Ujiteru-dono, I have been standing here all this while.
Ujiteru: Then save Saburou at once!
Fuuma: Understood! By the way, have you noticed? There is an unstable presence in the vicinity.
Ujiteru: What?
Fuuma: Please look over there. Hiding himself in the corner of the entrance, that man spying on Saburou-dono.
Ujiteru: That is...!
Naoe: Takaya-san! My gold card can obviously settle the loan for your bike.
Ujiteru: What are you doing here?
Naoe: Oh! ...Onii-san2?
Ujiteru: I do not remember giving you permission to address me as Onii-san!
Naoe: Then, Ujiteru-dono, may I ask what brings you to this place?
Ujiteru: I have come to extend a helping hand in the rescue of Saburou.
Naoe: The only thing that can save Kagetora-sama is my gold card. There is no room for Onii-san's interference.
Ujiteru: What did you say?! Is money the end and be all of... You are sorely mistaken to believe that money can solve everything!
Naoe: Haha... Money makes the mare go, without money there's no solution.
Ujiteru: Y-You bastard... Because of the scoundrel that you are, Saburou has...
(Brandishes sword)
Naoe: It seems like you are unaware that brandishing a katana in a public area is a violation of public security.
Ujiteru: Your concern is needless... A kekkai has already been installed using the skills of the Fuuma.
Naoe: In other words, we can have an unrestrained battle. My intentions exactly.
Ujiteru: Prepare yourself!
[Epic Battle]
Ujiteru: Hmph, it is settled.
Naoe: Ah, ah, my gold card, my gold card has been sliced in two!
Ujiteru: Hahaha, look at that sorry face of yours! Now you cannot save Saburou!
Naoe: How dare you... My gold card! (furious) You have provoked me, Ujiteru-dono!
Ujiteru: So?
Naoe: Unforgivable! I will make you regret this!
Ujiteru: You will be the one to regret this!
[2nd Epic Battle]
[Panting]
Fuuma: Ujiteru-dono, three days have passed since the start of the duel! If we do not return to Odawara...
Ujiteru: It does not matter... I have vowed not to rest until this battle is settled!
Naoe: As have I!
Ujiteru: Saburou... I shall settle this battle now and take you back to Odawara...
Naoe: I will not allow that! Takaya-san, as long as I am here, I will not let anyone lay a finger on you! Please do not worry!
Ujiteru: What nonsense!
[And the battle continues...]
Shop assistant: Welcome, welcome!
Takaya: Welcome!
Customer A: One cheeseburger and coffee.
Takaya: One cheeseburger and coffee coming right up! Would you like some fries?
Customer A: Oh, umm, one of that.
Takaya: Thank you very much! That would be 567 yen altogether!
Tenchou: Mmm, Ougi, you've become very proficient.
Takaya: Yes!
Tenchou: Keep it up.
Takaya: Yes! I will do my best!
Customer B: One double burger, one hamburger and 2 cups of ice coffee.
Takaya: Right, one double burger, one hamburger and 2 cups of ice coffee. Would you like an apple pie as well?
Takaya: Not bad, not bad! That's it... Looks like Naoe won't be interfering this time. If I keep working like this, very soon repaying the loan won't seem like a dream. I have to be patient! FIGHT!!
1Tenchou - shopowner / shopkeeper
2Onii-san in this case means 'Brother-in-law'
The last track of Takaya Baito Jigoku Meguri Hen, the cracktastic set of audio dramas about Takaya's part-time jobs.
Download the entire album here.
Takaya: Damn it, this isn't funny anymore. I've had enough of Naoe showing up wherever I work. (sighs) I was really naive to think that earning money would be easy. Guess the only way is to be practical and work hard for it.
[Fast Food Restaurant]
Shop assistant: Welcome, Welcome!
Takaya: Welcome... What would you like to have...
Kid A: 3 hamburgers and 3 milkshakes.
Takaya: That's 3 hamburgers and 3 milkshakes right?
Kid A: What the heck, what's up with the unenthusiastic attitude?
Takaya: Huh?
Kid B: You have to be energetic when working at a fast food outlet!
Kid C: You have no courtesy...
Kid B: Not to mention that foul look in your eyes...
Takaya: What did you say? You little...
Kid A: This guy's scary...
Kid B: Help...
Kid C: Tenchou1...
Takaya: Ahh! 3 hamburgers and 3 milkshakes. Got it!
Kid A: That's it.
Kid B: Good for you for understanding.
Kid C: Get going.
Takaya: Ch!
Kid B: Still... didn't you forget to say something?
Takaya: Huh? ...Oh that! Would you like some fries as well?
Kid B: (condescendingly) Nah, don't want that.
Kid C: Is McDonald's the only thing you know how to say...
Kid A: What an idiot...
Takaya: Grr~~~
Kid C: Hey hey, you're making a face, you're making a face!
Kid B: Remember to smile.
Kid A: It's free after all.
Takaya: (forced smile) Hahaha! Thank you for waiting... Hahaha! 3 hamburgers and 3 milkshakes... Hahaha!
Kid B: What the heck is this...
Takaya: A smile, of course, a smile!
Kid C: This guy is really scary...
Kid A: Alright, hurry up with the bill already.
Kid B: Oh brother!
Takaya: 3 hamburgers and 3 milkshakes. That would be 32,095 yen altogether.
Kid B: What?!
Kid C: Is this some kind of bandits' inn?
Takaya: That's strange... Oh, it's 58,300 yen altogether!
Kid A: Tenchou!!
Tenchou: Ah, what do you think you're doing, Ougi!!
Takaya: Ahh, there seems to be a problem with the cash register...
Kid A: You're the one with problems!
Tenchou: I'm really sorry, I'll correct this right away.
Kid B: Oh, so you're Ougi...
Kid C: Wear your name tag properly next time.
Kid A: That's the rule.
Takaya: Grr..
Tenchou: That would be 882 yen altogether, thank you for your patronage!
Kid B: Tenchou, this guy here is no good!
Kid A: Please educate him a little.
Tenchou: I'm really sorry, he's still new around here. Alright, Ougi come here and apologize.
Takaya: (Very unwillingly) Sorry...
Kid B: Ah, it's okay.
Kid C: Pay attention next time, goodbye, and work hard... Ou~Gi~
Tenchou: Thank you for your kind comments... Seriously, please work on it, Ougi.
Takaya: (sighs)
Ujiteru: Poor Saburou... Why is he putting up with such miserable treatment in this place?
Fuuma: Ujiteru-dono, you have been standing by that glass window covertly, spying on the interior, whatever is the matter? Furthermore, your expression conveys fear...
Ujiteru: Is this all that the Uesugi has to offer Saburou? Unforgivable! Saburou... Even if I have to put my life on the line, I must save you from the sea of misery! (waves hand) Make yourself present, Fuuma!
Fuuma: Ujiteru-dono, I have been standing here all this while.
Ujiteru: Then save Saburou at once!
Fuuma: Understood! By the way, have you noticed? There is an unstable presence in the vicinity.
Ujiteru: What?
Fuuma: Please look over there. Hiding himself in the corner of the entrance, that man spying on Saburou-dono.
Ujiteru: That is...!
Naoe: Takaya-san! My gold card can obviously settle the loan for your bike.
Ujiteru: What are you doing here?
Naoe: Oh! ...Onii-san2?
Ujiteru: I do not remember giving you permission to address me as Onii-san!
Naoe: Then, Ujiteru-dono, may I ask what brings you to this place?
Ujiteru: I have come to extend a helping hand in the rescue of Saburou.
Naoe: The only thing that can save Kagetora-sama is my gold card. There is no room for Onii-san's interference.
Ujiteru: What did you say?! Is money the end and be all of... You are sorely mistaken to believe that money can solve everything!
Naoe: Haha... Money makes the mare go, without money there's no solution.
Ujiteru: Y-You bastard... Because of the scoundrel that you are, Saburou has...
(Brandishes sword)
Naoe: It seems like you are unaware that brandishing a katana in a public area is a violation of public security.
Ujiteru: Your concern is needless... A kekkai has already been installed using the skills of the Fuuma.
Naoe: In other words, we can have an unrestrained battle. My intentions exactly.
Ujiteru: Prepare yourself!
[Epic Battle]
Ujiteru: Hmph, it is settled.
Naoe: Ah, ah, my gold card, my gold card has been sliced in two!
Ujiteru: Hahaha, look at that sorry face of yours! Now you cannot save Saburou!
Naoe: How dare you... My gold card! (furious) You have provoked me, Ujiteru-dono!
Ujiteru: So?
Naoe: Unforgivable! I will make you regret this!
Ujiteru: You will be the one to regret this!
[2nd Epic Battle]
[Panting]
Fuuma: Ujiteru-dono, three days have passed since the start of the duel! If we do not return to Odawara...
Ujiteru: It does not matter... I have vowed not to rest until this battle is settled!
Naoe: As have I!
Ujiteru: Saburou... I shall settle this battle now and take you back to Odawara...
Naoe: I will not allow that! Takaya-san, as long as I am here, I will not let anyone lay a finger on you! Please do not worry!
Ujiteru: What nonsense!
[And the battle continues...]
Shop assistant: Welcome, welcome!
Takaya: Welcome!
Customer A: One cheeseburger and coffee.
Takaya: One cheeseburger and coffee coming right up! Would you like some fries?
Customer A: Oh, umm, one of that.
Takaya: Thank you very much! That would be 567 yen altogether!
Tenchou: Mmm, Ougi, you've become very proficient.
Takaya: Yes!
Tenchou: Keep it up.
Takaya: Yes! I will do my best!
Customer B: One double burger, one hamburger and 2 cups of ice coffee.
Takaya: Right, one double burger, one hamburger and 2 cups of ice coffee. Would you like an apple pie as well?
Takaya: Not bad, not bad! That's it... Looks like Naoe won't be interfering this time. If I keep working like this, very soon repaying the loan won't seem like a dream. I have to be patient! FIGHT!!
1Tenchou - shopowner / shopkeeper
2Onii-san in this case means 'Brother-in-law'
Mood: 
calm
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